Is this a real loan? No. We are not a lender, we offer no loans, and the calculator is funny because it has real arithmetic in it. Please read the Terms page.
Will the card still be good in 30 years? It will be exactly as good as it is today. Everything else will just be faster. Think of it as a vintage car, if vintage cars needed new drivers every Tuesday.
Can I refinance when the 6090 comes out? Yes. The 6090 is expected to cost about $24,000, so you'll be refinancing into a larger loan for a card you also can't buy. We call this "upgrading".
What happens if I miss a payment? First, a polite email. Then a driver update that disables DLSS. Then Clive.
Is the interest tax-deductible? Only if your accountant also plays Cyberpunk and you catch them in a good mood.
Do you offer a mortgage on the 5090 Super? We offer it on the same terms as the 5090 Super itself: it's been announced, it's been cancelled, and you can't have it.
Why is the down payment nearly what the card used to cost? Market conditions. Specifically, the condition of there being no cards on the market.