A dramatic close-up of the RTX 5090's dark metal shroud and glowing GEFORCE RTX lettering.
Pre-approval

Congratulations. You're pre-approved.

So is everyone. Your letter is ready.
Underwriting

Our lending criteria

We are proud to have the most relaxed underwriting standards in the industry since 2007.

Required

A pulse

Strongly preferred, though under the Heirloom plan it becomes optional after the first generation.

Required

A PSU of 1000 W or more

We don't check your credit score. We check your power supply. A borrower with an 850 W unit is, frankly, a risk to everyone.

Required

A case it fits in

The card is 304 mm long and occupies two slots. Our appraisers will measure your case, and they will make a noise if it is a mini-ITX.

Required

An avatar that isn't Very Poor

We do not lend to anyone with a 400 MB tail.

See the rate sheet
Not required

Income

Income verification was discontinued after it kept coming back "no". We find it is healthier for everyone to simply not ask.

Next step

Join the waitlist for the waitlist

Once approved, you'll be placed in a queue for the queue that gets notified when a 5090 comes back in stock. Press the button to take your place. It records nothing about you. It just makes the number go up, which is all any of us really want.

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